I'm hilarious!

Showpony and latent homosexual that i was.

wrote the end.


Gareth-You never said thankyou Willis! Not once! I waited through 18 months of combat. I saved your sweet arse man!

Willis- Gareth what in good Betrices name are you talking about?

Gareth- You fucking know…. You, you ungrateful tease!

Willis- I totally thanked you dude. Soon as we got back to the trenches I said “ Thanks for
saving my life” Ease up a little Buuuuudy you know…

Gareth- Oh I love it when you do that

Willis-Wha..Uhhh*clears throat* What?

Gareth- That little Pauly Shore mannerism. Its so adorable. And funny. I mean just funny, not adorable. Nah not fucking adorable at all. Wow look at that hot chick in that fucking sweet car. Makes me wanna shoot some deer. And drink some beer!

Willis- Oh uh ok. Gareth. this is what we talked about that night when you snuck..

Gareth- I want you Willis.

Willis-..into the shower and took those photos.

*blinks*

Willis-What? Now Jesus!Gareth I’m not gay! *turns towards crowd* Laughs at the ridiculousness of it all. I’m not gay! Now go away Gareth! Go away and don’t come back.

Gareth- Remember that night I washed your wounds and cradled you till you slept. I sang to you Willis. I fucking cared for you…I’m not asking for your heart. I’m asking for a chance. I can make you happy.

Audience claps and cheers, ‘That is love’.

Willis-Seriousily Gareth, honestly, what do you think of me? What!

Gareth eyes him up and down.

Willis-Eye candy. See your just looking for a fuck. You sleazy waste of human life!

Gareth- *shocked* You bastard. Take that back you hatefilled homo.

Willis-No! NOW get lost gareth.

Gareth-*in angry tears* I wish I knew how to quit you!!!

Storms off kicking chairs out of his way. Snatches his medal on the way out.

Brokeback mountain number two?? Nah a completely different masterpiece “Shot in the back-assisted recovery”

what have i got to do today? ok yeah thats right, clean my room, get my wallet back, write..." COUGH COUGH COUGH cough COUGH COUGH.
"Fuck Fuck FUCK I've got a MOTHERFUCKING chest INFUCKTION!! for fucks sake."
What a way to wake up.
It's the day before Australia day. Fate what are you doing to me.

Right thats it I'm moving to myspace.Its just too hard with blogger. www.myspace.com/kickoutthesex .
"You heard my dad now fuck off."
*edit* I'm back. But i'm keeping the cobwebs for decorative reasons. I want this thing dusty and unimaginative from now on.

From the mouth of the Wranga-

"1.) =Thou shall always be awesome

2.)= Thou shall smoke pot

3.)= Never kill anybody

4.)= Thou shall hump many naked gorgeous women

5.)= Thou shall wake not before noon everyday

6.)= Be cool on to others

7.)= Thou shall be happy

8.)= Thou shall have erections until death

9.)= Don't be fooled by women they are not to be trusted

10.) Thou shall drink with good friends at a Pub at least twice a week.

Wow. Holier words have not been said. Bow down and praise the red lord of cool. Preach to me reverend. Preach!!

Message from Rev.Red at Sep 7, 2005 5:05 AM-
"Make out?-Who ever replies to this I will make out with excluding close friends and dudes. Who wants to go out for pizza and a movie tonight? My treat..."


Message from Rev. Red at Sep 7, 2005 7:35 AM-
"Fuck Buddy-Body: This is the Secret FUCK BUDDY Game. Im pretty sure everyone on here wants to be FUCK BUDDIES with least one person on MySpace. So here is the rules.If you want to be a FUCK BUDDY with me.. reply to this telling me! Only reply if you are serious. But you must repost this if you wanna see who wants to be your FUCK BUDDY. Have fun! The results are gonna suprise you and might get you lucky ;) !"


This is hands down the best male ranga i've encountered since Ross Ives. Look at him. Thats all man. Reverend Red your not a 'a big old smelly pussy' you are what Jesus would look like if he was on fire. You are passion personified. There isn't a sane lady alive that wouldn't want to see your burning bush. No one could resist the treats your snake offered. Hey ladies You can see that fire raging in his heart,no wait...thats just his chest hair.

Coming soon "The ten commandments of Reverend Red". Till then as the Rev. says 'Ladies, there's enough for u all. Be cool'




http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=9898171&friendName=Reverend+Red&Mytoken=20050907081451 You really need check this guy out. Its inspiring.

Michael Bluth: [looking at a gift basket Michael received] Didn't you get one of those, too? You bought Lindsay at the same auction.
Tobias Fünke: Yes, but I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, and now I think I have something of a mess on my hands.